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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next

A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.

They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, ”This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest diameter.

By the way my name is Jill. What’s yours?”

He coolly replies, ”Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you.”

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Joke #9155 posted in the category: Funny body parts jokes, Funny jokes about countries, Funny miscellaneous jokes, Funny people jokes, Funny jokes about professionals, Funny sex jokes, Funny body health jokes, Funny Ethnic jokes, Funny Polish jokes, Funny jokes about travels, Funny little johnny jokes, Funny jokes about lawyers, Funny jokes about genders, Funny jokes about dirtys.



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So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says, ”If these could give milk, we could get rid of the cows.”

He grabs her butt and says, ”If this could give eggs, we could get rid of the chickens.”

The wife grabs the farmer’s dick and says, ”And if this stayed hard, we could get rid of your brother.”

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Joke #9156 posted in the category: Hilarious Bar, Beer and Booze jokes, Funny jokes about kid, Miscellaneous jokes, People jokes, Hilarious Relationship jokes, Hilarious Religion jokes, War and Military jokes, Hilarious Bar jokes, Hilarious Criticism jokes, Little Johnny jokes, Hilarious Marriage jokes, Hilarious Marine jokes.

A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh.

The man runs out and tells the doctor who says this is a good sign and suggests he should try rubbing her right breast to see if there is any reaction. The man goes in and rubs her right breast and this brings a moan from her.

The doctor suggests the man should go in and try oral sex, saying he will wait outside as it is a personal act and he doesn’t want the man to be embarrassed.

The man goes in then comes out about five minutes later, white as a sheet and tells the doctor his wife is dead.

The doctor asks what happen to which the man replies: ”She choked.”

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Joke #9157 posted in the category: Bar, Beer and Booze jokes, Jokes about man and woman, Jokes about miscellaneous, Professional Medical jokes, Jokes about sex, Bar jokes, Jokes about male, Doctor and Nurse jokes, Doctor jokes, Medical jokes, Adult jokes, Dirty jokes.

Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men?

They discovered they were throwing away the best part.

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Joke #9158 posted in the category: Computers and Technologies jokes, Funniest Kids jokes, Jokes about man and woman, Jokes about miscellaneous, Jokes about sex, Computers jokes, Jokes about men, Womens jokes, Genders jokes, Gender Slams jokes, Dirtys jokes.

Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without hesitation.

On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, ”What ever possessed you to study Russian?”

The couple said proudly, ”We just adopted a Russian baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him!”

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Joke #9159 posted in the category: Funny computer and technology jokes, Funny country jokes, Jokes about kid, Funny man and woman jokes, Funny miscellaneous jokes, Funny relationship jokes, Funny computer jokes, Funny nerds jokes, Funny Ethnic jokes, Funny Russian jokes, Funny woman jokes, Funny idiot and fool jokes, Funny bad taste jokes, Funny clean jokes.

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