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A guy walks into a bar and orders a lemon dropper.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a lemon dropper. Not

seeming thrilled with the first one he orders another one,

Drinks it, and orders yet another one. After ordering 6 lemon

droppers, The bar tender approches him and asks ”Sir you seem to

be celebrating something, what seems to be the occasion?” The

guys looks at him and says ”My first blowjob”.

The bar tender congratulates him on his accomplishment and

says ”have another dropper on the house”. The guy looks at him

and replys ”Thank You but if 6 lemon droppers doesn’t get the

taste out of my mouth then I don’t think the 7th will ehter”.

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Joke #10525 posted in the category: Jokes about bars, beer and booze, Funny jokes about sex, Jokes about bars, Funny blowjobs jokes.



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Bob walked into a bar to see his good friend Joey looking

extremely happy, happier than ever. Bob walked over to Joey and

said, ”What’s up, man?”

Joey replied, ”Oh, Bob, it’s so wonderful! You would never

believe! You know the yacht I have on the other side of the

river? Well last night I was standing in front of it and a

GORGEOUS blonde walked up to me. Titts a size B, man! Titts size

B! She asked me for a ride in my yacht to get to the other side.

I said sure. When we got exactly into the middle of the river, I

pulled down my pants and said, ’Sex or swim?’ And she couldn’t

swim, man. She couldn’t swim!”

Bob thought this could make anyone feel great, and so he

congratulated Joey and went home. The next day, Bob went back to

the bar and saw Joey looking extremely glorified. He was smiling

so wide and laughing very loud. Bob went over to him and said,

”What’s up, man?”

Joey replied, ”Oh, Bob, it’s so wonderful! You would never

believe! Last night I was standing in front of my yacht and a

GORGEOUS red head walked up to me. Titts a size C, man! Titts

size C! Even bigger than the blonde’s the other night! She asked

me for a ride in my yacht to get to the other side. I said sure.

When we got exactly into the middle of the river, I pulled down

my pants and said, ’Sex or swim?’ And she couldn’t swim, man!

She couldn’t swim!”

Bob agreed that this was terrific, patted his friend on the

back, and went home. Finally, he came back to the bar the next

day, and saw his friend Joey at the bar looking humiliated. He

was miserable, crying, and drinking the strongest liquor

imagionable. Bob went over to his friend worriedly and asked,

”What’s up, man?”

Joey replied, as a tear of frustration streaked down his cheek,

”Oh, Bob, it’s so terrible. You would never believe! Last night

I was standing in front of my yacht and this GORGEOUS brounette

walked up to me. Titts a size D, man! Titts size D! Even bigger

than the blonde’s and the red-heads the other nights! She asked

me for a ride in my yact. I said sure. When we got exactly to

the middle of the river, I was about to do my usual line and get

lucky, when all of the sudden, the brounette pulled down her

pants. She had a foot long dick! She said, ’Sex or swim?’ And I

couldn’t swim, man! I couldn’t swim!”

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Joke #10526 posted in the category: Funniest Bar, Beer and Booze jokes, Hilarious Sex jokes, Funniest Bar jokes.

3 guys walk into a bar and make a bet with eachother. they say whomever can make a girl scream loudest only with there mouths and hands wins 100 dollars from eahc guy. they say fine.

the first goes and he fingers her slowly she moans a bit.

the second goes in and licks her from head to toe and she moans a lil louder.

The third guys goes in and makes are scream so loud using only his mouth what did he do?

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Joke #10527 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes, Funny sex jokes, Bars jokes.

A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. Drinks half of it, then pours the rest on his left hand. Orders another. Does the same thing. Continues for several more beers.

Finally, the bartender just has to know why he is doing this and asks him about it.

The guy replies, ”I’m getting my date drunk.”

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Joke #10528 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes, Hilarious Miscellaneous jokes, Hilarious Sex jokes, Bars jokes, Adults jokes, Dirtys jokes.

This man walks into a bar and has a drink, then he hears noises coming from a room in the back with a sign above it that says ”barrel room”.

He asks the bartender what it’s for and he says that for twenty-five dollars he can have a good dick sucking, for forty he can a great dick suck and for fifty dollars he can have the best sucking of his life.

So the man asks for a good sucking. He goes into the barrel room and gets a good suck. Then he asks for the great sucking and gets a great sucking.

He goes out to the bartender and asks for the best sucking of his life. Then he goes into the barrel room and has such a good sucking his dick is all dried up.

So he goes to the bartender and asks who was behind the barrels the bartender says that the first one was his daughter, the second one was his wife and the third one was his milking machine that sucks and sucks till its dry!!!

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Joke #10529 posted in the category: Funny jokes about bar, beer and booze, Funny miscellaneous jokes, Funny sex jokes, Funny jokes about bar, Funny jokes about adult, Funny jokes about dirty.

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