A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the studentds if it was full.
They agreed that it was.
He then picked up a box of pebbles and proceeded to pour them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
Once more he asked if the jar was full and they all unanimously agreed.
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the spaces between the sand.
The students laughed.
three bees were stuck in a hive and one of them said ”we have to get out of here!” and another said ”i know how to.” the first bee said ”how?” the other bee said ”suck my dick and i’ll tell you.” so he did, and the bee said ”okay, you have to fly up and hit the ceiling as hard as you can.” so he did, and died immediately. the third bee said, not noticing the last incident, said, ”help me get out!!!” the other bee said ”suck my dick and i’ll tell you how.” he did and the other bee said”okay, hit the ceiling as hard as you can.” he did, and died immediately. how did the remaining bee get out? suck my dick and i’ll tell you.-0+
Three mice are sitting in a bar, when one looks at the other two and says ”I bet I’m tougher than both of you pussies.” The other two mice say, ”Oh yeah? Prove it” The first mouse goes and puts rat poison on the bar, breaks it up and snorts it, and looks at the other two. The second mouse says ”That isn’t so fucking tough.” He goes to the entrance of the bar and pulls in a rat trap, springs it and catches it in his teeth, the third mouse looks at the other two slams his drink to the bar and starts to leave, the other two mice look at him and say ”Where the hell are you going?” The third mouse says ”I’m going to go home and fuck the cat”-0+
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and says that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn’t have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, ”How many grains of sand are in the beach?” No one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, ”How many stars are in the sky?” and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides he will get that 3-weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, ”Here’s this week’s question,” Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. One kid laughed and all the others joined in. The teacher says, ”Okay, who’s the comedian with the black balls?” Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, ”Bill Co-0+