A Vacationing Penguin Was Driving Through Arizona When He Noticed The Oil Pressure Light Was On. he Got Out To Look And Saw Oil Dripping From His Motor.
The Penguin Drove To The Nearest Town And Dropped The Car Off At The First Gas Station. after Dropping The Car Off He Went For A Walk Around Town To Kill A Little Time While He Waited.
He Saw An Ice Cream Shop And Thought Something Really Cold Sure Would Hit The Spot In The Arizona Heat.
so He Sat At The Table To Eat His Ice Cream. having No Hands, he Made A Huge Mess Eating With His Flippers.
after That He Went Back To The Station And Asked The Mechanic If He’d Found The Problem.
the Mechanic Looked Up From The Motor And Said”looks Like You Blew A Seal”
”no, no,” the Penguin Said, wiping His Mouth,” its Just Ice Cream.”
One day, a bus driver ran across a delivery van stranded on the side of the road.
The delivery man, who worked at the zoo, asked if the bus driver would do him a major favor.
He offered the bus driver $100 to deliver a truckload of penguins to the zoo.
The bus driver agreed and proceeded to load two dozen penguins onto his bus and away they went.
About an hour later, the delivery driver got his van fixed and headed off to the zoo to catch up with his deliveries.
As he was driving down the road, he saw the bus driver and the busload of penguins heading in the opposite direction.
He turned his van around and chased the bus and then pulled the bus driver over onto the side of the road.
He said, ”What happened? I gave you a $100 dollars to take the penguins to the zoo!”
The bus driver said, ”Right. I took penguins to the zoo. We had some money leftover, so now we’re going to the beach!”
Markus the penguin was driving his 69’ Impala down a hot Florida interstate, when all of a sudden he starts to notice smoke coming from the engine, thankfully he sees a rest stop with a garage up ahead. Markus pulls into the rest stop and decides while he is waiting to get his most favorite dish of Vanilla ice cream... so Markus starts shoveling the ice cream into his mouth... seeing that he is a penguin and has no fingers he makes a huge mess, getting ice cream all over his face, the chair, the table... everywhere. While Markus is consumed in his ice cream, the mechanic comes into the rest stop and says to Markus ”Looks like you blew a seal” Markus quickly replies ”NO NO, its ice cream”-0+
A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.
An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.
The zoo worker yells, ”I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?”
”Calm down,” the bus driver says, ”I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I’m taking them to the movies.”