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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. ”I love my daughter, and now I welcome you

into the family,” said the man. ”To show you how much we care for you, I’m making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.”

The son-in-law interrupted, ”I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise.”

”I see,” replied the father-in-law. ”Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

”I hate office work,” said the son-on-law. ”I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk all day.”

”Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. ”I just made you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don’t

like factories and won’t work in a office. What am I going to do with you?”

”Easy,” said the young man. ”Buy me out.”

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Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small business.

”I started a new practice last year,” the first one said. ”I insist that each of my employees take at least a week off every three months.”

”Why in the world would you do that?” the other asked.

She responded, ”It’s the best way I know of to learn which ones I can do without.”

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Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory

test.

The doctor asks the first man, ”What is three times three?”

”274,” is his reply.

The doctor rolls his eyes and looks up at the ceiling, and

says to the second man, ”It’s your turn. What is three

times three?”

”Tuesday,” replies the second man.

The doctor shakes his head sadly, then asks the third man,

”Okay, your turn. What’s three times three?”

”Nine,” says the third man.

”That’s great!” says the doctor. ”How did you get that?”

”Simple,” he says, ”just subtract 274 from Tuesday.”

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Teacher: Julie, please give me a sentence starting with ”I”.

Julie: I is...

Teacher: No, Julie. Always say, ”I am.”

Julie: All right... ”I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty? TOMMY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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