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After she woke up, a woman told her husband, ”I just dreamed tha

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, ”I just dreamed

that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What

do you think it means?”

”You’ll know tonight.” he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to

his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled

”The meaning of dreams”

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Joke #8685 posted in the category: Funny families jokes, Funniest Holiday and Special Days Jokes, Jokes about kids, Funniest Miscellaneous Jokes, Funny relationships jokes, Funny religions jokes, Funniest Sex Jokes, Funniest Holiday Jokes, Funniest Valentine’s Day Jokes, Dream jokes, Funny loves jokes, Funny marriages jokes, Funny adults jokes, Funny bests jokes.



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For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.

Handing the attendant $1. 50, he couldn’t help but comment, ”The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents.”

”Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, ”You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now..”

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Joke #8686 posted in the category: Entertainment and Arts jokes, Miscellaneous jokes, Older People jokes, People jokes, Religion jokes, Entertainment jokes, Movie and TV jokes, Elderly jokes, Old Age jokes, Seniors jokes, Little Johnny jokes, Clean jokes.

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

”You just won’t believe what happened this evening, in all my years on the force I’ve never seen anything like it.”

”Oh yes dear, what happened?”

”I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.”

”Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them?”

”Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off.”

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Joke #8687 posted in the category: Bar, Beer and Booze jokes, Professional Uniforms jokes, Work jokes, Bar jokes, Police jokes, Business and Work jokes.

A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl said, ”But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. ”It is physically impossible!” she said.

Undaunted, the little girl said, ”Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

To this, the teacher said, ”What if Jonah went to hell?”

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Joke #8688 posted in the category: Jokes about miscellaneous, Jokes about professional, Jokes about religion, Jokes about lawyer, Jokes about bad taste.

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly

announced to his mother, ”Mom, I’ve decided I’m going to be a

minister when I grow up.

”That’s okay with us,” the mother said, ”But what made you

decide to be a minister?”

”Well,” the boy replied, ”I’ll have to go to church on Sunday

anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than

to sit still and listen.

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Joke #8689 posted in the category: Funny jokes about computer and technology, Funny kids jokes, Funny jokes about miscellaneous, Funny jokes about people, Funny jokes about religion, Funny jokes about computer, Funny jokes about children, Funny jokes about little johnny, Funny jokes about church, Funny jokes about bad taste, Funny jokes about clean.

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