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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the fi

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, ”What is your IQ?” to which the man answers ”241.” ”That is

wonderful!” says Albert. ”We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!”

Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, ”What is your IQ?” to which the lady answers, ”144.” ”That is great!” says Albert. ”We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”

Albert then goes to another person and asks, ”What is your IQ?” to which the man answers, ”51.” Albert ponders this for a moment, and then says, ”GO REDSKINS!”

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Joke #29708 posted in the category: Jokes about famous people, Jokes about miscellaneous, Schools and Educations jokes, Sports jokes, Funny Albert Einstein jokes, Educations jokes, Football (Gridiron) jokes, Cleans jokes.



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Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, ”What is your IQ?”

The man answers ”241.”

”That is wonderful! ,” says Albert. ”We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the Universe. We will have much to discuss!” Next Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, ”What is your IQ?”

The lady answers, ”144.”

”That is great! ,” responds Albert. ”We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!”

Albert goes to another person and asks, ”What is your IQ?”

The man answers, ”51.”

Albert responds, ”How ’bout them Cowboys?”

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Joke #29709 posted in the category: Funny jokes about famous people, Funny jokes about sport, Funny jokes about sport team, Jokes about Albert Einstein, Funny jokes about baseball, Funny jokes about football, Funny jokes about Red Sox.

These three friends all die at the same time and end up at the pearly gates where Albert Einstein is waiting for them. The first chap approached and Alby asks him,

”What is your IQ, my good man?”

”250” the chap replies.

”Ah excellent. We can participate in meaningful and articulate discussions with my mates Plato and Newton about the Theory of Relativity, Chaos Theory, Astrophysics and the Theory of Everything. We will have much to discuss. You may enter.”

The second fellow approached the gate and Albert asks him the same question.

”150” was the reply.

”Ah good. We can discuss the fascinating subjects of History, Philosophy, Economics and Sociology. We will have much to discuss. You may enter.”

The third chap approaches the gate nervously.

”Now my good man, what is your IQ?”

”50” the third man replies sheepishly. To which Alby’s response was....

”How about those Pies, hey?”

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Joke #29710 posted in the category: Hilarious Famous People jokes, Hilarious Sport jokes, Funny Albert Einstein jokes, Jokes about afl (aussie rules).

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

”I have an idea, boss,” his chauffeur said. ”I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, ”Why not? Let’s do it!” When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur’s cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he

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Joke #29711 posted in the category: Famous People jokes, Funny work jokes, Albert Einstein jokes.

Brad Pitt is at home watching a football game when Angelina Jolie interrupts, ”Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”

He looks at her and says angrily, ”Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G. E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ”Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close properly.”

To which he replies, ”Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have a Westinghouse logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ”Fine,” she says, ”Then, would you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re a mess and a real hazard.”

”I’m not a damn carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps,” he says. ”Does it look like I have a Black and Decker logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.” He continued, ”In fact, I’ve had enough of all your Bickering. I’m going to the bar!”

So, Brad Pitt goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. Sometime later, he starts to feel guilty about his treatment of Angelina, so he decides to return home and help out with the chores.

As he walks into the house, he notices the steps have been repaired. Then, as he enters the house, he notices the hall light is working again. And, to top

it off, when he goes to get a beer from the fridge, he notices the fridge door has been fixed.

”Honey, how’d this all get fixed?”

Angelina Jolie replies, ”Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then, a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either have sex with him or bake him a cake.”

”So, what kind of cake did you bake him?” asks the husband.

”Hellooooooo!” she replies emphatically, ”Do you see a Betty Crocker logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so!”

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Joke #29712 posted in the category: Funny famous people jokes, Funny man and woman jokes, Angelina Jolie jokes, Brad Pitt jokes, Funny male jokes.

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