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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar. The bartender turned around and said, ”Is this some kind of a joke?”

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Joke #19257 posted in the category: Funny jokes about country, Funny African jokes, Ethnic jokes.



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Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can’t believe it! He says, ”What’s wrong with you? We’re being boiled alive! They’re gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?” The other missionary says, ”I just peed in the soup.”

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Joke #19258 posted in the category: Funniest Country jokes, Funny man and woman jokes, Jokes about miscellaneous, Funny people jokes, Funniest Professional jokes, Jokes about religion, African jokes, Hilarious Ethnic jokes, Funny male jokes, Men jokes, Funny jokes about gross, Funny jokes about internationals, Travels jokes, Hilarious Little Johnny jokes, Funny lawyers jokes, Jokes about dirty.

African American guy walks into a pet store with his parrot to buy some birdseed.

He walks up to the counter, and points to the seed.

The cashier gets it for him, and while he rings it up, he says, ”He’s beautiful! Where did you get him from?”

Parrot says, ”In Africa. There’s millions of them!”

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Joke #19259 posted in the category: Funny country jokes, Jokes about Africans, Funny jokes about Ethnic.

The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country had made with the Russians before kicking them out. ”They built us a power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play Russian roulette.”

The ambassador looked pained and said, ”Russian roulette is a dangerous game.”

”Right, that’s why we invented African roulette, would you like to play?”

”I’m not sure, how does it work?” The African clapped his hands and six gorgeous black women, all nude, came wiggling in, the diplomat explained, ”Choose the one you want to give you oral sex.”

”That’s a lot better and less risky than Russian routlette...”

”Not when one of them is a cannibal.”

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Joke #19260 posted in the category: Funny jokes about countries, Funny jokes about miscellaneous, Jokes about African, Jokes about Ethnic, Funny one liners jokes, Bad Tastes jokes.

Q: What’s the difference between an african lion and OJ Simpson?
A: An african lion is an african lion, OJ Simpson is a lyin african!

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Joke #19261 posted in the category: Hilarious Country jokes, Jokes about questions and answers, Funny African jokes, Funny Ethnic jokes, Funniest Questions jokes.

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