An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar. The bartender turned around and said, ”Is this some kind of a joke?”-2+
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few minutes later, one of the missionaries starts to laugh uncontrollably. The other missionary can’t believe it! He says, ”What’s wrong with you? We’re being boiled alive! They’re gonna eat us! What could possibly be funny at a time like this?” The other missionary says, ”I just peed in the soup.”-18+
African American guy walks into a pet store with his parrot to buy some birdseed.
He walks up to the counter, and points to the seed.
The cashier gets it for him, and while he rings it up, he says, ”He’s beautiful! Where did you get him from?”
Parrot says, ”In Africa. There’s millions of them!”
The new American ambassador was being entertained by an African diplomat. They had spent the day discussing the progress the country had made with the Russians before kicking them out. ”They built us a power plant, an airport, and taught us how to drink vodka and play Russian roulette.”
The ambassador looked pained and said, ”Russian roulette is a dangerous game.”
”Right, that’s why we invented African roulette, would you like to play?”
”I’m not sure, how does it work?” The African clapped his hands and six gorgeous black women, all nude, came wiggling in, the diplomat explained, ”Choose the one you want to give you oral sex.”
”That’s a lot better and less risky than Russian routlette...”
”Not when one of them is a cannibal.”