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Employer: ”In this job we need someone who is responsibl

Employer: ”In this job we need someone who is responsible.”

Applicant: ”I’m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”


Joke #12299 posted in the category: Funniest Business and Investing Jokes, Jokes about work, Funniest Business Jokes, Jokes about job.

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This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. Consequently, it wound up that Nobody told Anybody, so Everybody blamed Somebody.


Joke #12300 posted in the category: Business and Investing jokes, Business jokes.

People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.


Joke #12301 posted in the category: Jokes about business and investing, Funny professionals jokes, Jokes about business, Funny judges jokes.

A business man called and had a question about the documents he needed in order to fly to China. After a lengthy discussion about passports, I reminded him he needed a visa. ”Oh no I don’t, I’ve been to China many times and never had to have one of those.” I double checked, and sure enough, his stay required a visa. When I told him this he said, ”Look, I’ve been to China four times and every time they have accepted my American Express.”


Joke #12302 posted in the category: Funny business and investing jokes, Funny business jokes, Funny money jokes.

A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water.

”That customer’s going to come back here pretty mad,” he said to his boss. ”Should I give him his money back?”

”Money back?” roared the boss. ”What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat.”


Joke #12303 posted in the category: Funniest Business and Investing Jokes, Hilarious Professional jokes, Funniest Business Jokes, Hilarious Salesmen jokes.

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