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In West Virginia, there is a car with a bumper sticker which says

In West Virginia, there is a car with a bumper sticker which says ”Run, Jesse, run.”
On the front bumper.

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Joke #25526 posted in the category: Funny driving jokes, Funny famous people jokes, Hilarious Bumper Sticker jokes, Jesse Jackson jokes.



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Actual Bumper stickers actually found on cars-

- Horn broken. Watch for finger.

- Your kid’s an honors student but hey, you’re still an idiot!

- All generalizations are false.

- Cover me, I’m changing lanes.

- I brake for no apparent reason.

- Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.

- I’m not as think as you drunk I am.

- Forget about World Peace for now..... visualize using your turn

signal!

- My kid can beat up you’re honors student.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- Tax. A fine for doing good. Fine. A tax for doing badly.

- Lottery. A tax for people who are bad at math.

- It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

- Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

- My kid got you’re honors student pregnant.

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Joke #25527 posted in the category: Jokes about driving, Jokes about insult, Jokes about bumper sticker.

I’m not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing.

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Joke #25528 posted in the category: Driving jokes, Hilarious Insult jokes, Hilarious Bumper Sticker jokes.

1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

2. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

3. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth.

4. Don’t bother me. I’m living happily ever after.

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Joke #25529 posted in the category: Funny jokes about driving, Funniest Insult jokes, Funniest Bumper Sticker jokes.

EARTH FIRST - We’ll log the other planets later.

If your ship hasn’t come in... Swim out to it!

Life’s too short to dance with ugly men/women.

I LIKE CATS! They taste like chicken.

Men are proof that women can take a joke.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

I like you but I wouldn’t want to see you working with

sub-atomic particles.

”Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy”

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/over-complication)

LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

WE ARE MICROSOFT. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a

vegetarian.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Few women admit their age, few men act it.

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with

meat?

Your kid may be an honor student, but you’re still an idiot.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn’t exist.

Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them.

Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.

WARNING: DATES ON CALENDAR ARE CLOSER THAN THEY APPEAR.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of ”Smart”?

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.

Why is ”abbreviation” such a long word?

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS

I fish! Therefore, I lie.

Nuke the Whales.

I swerve for cats.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Cover me. I’m changing lanes.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public

schools.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.

Montana --- At least our cows are sane!

It’s as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like

the IRS.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question.

Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its

students!

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.

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Joke #25530 posted in the category: Funny jokes about driving, Hilarious Insult jokes, Hilarious Bumper Sticker jokes.

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