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It’s very uncommon for two archers to have the same scor

It’s very uncommon for two archers to have the same score. Everyone knows that bow ties went out of style years ago.

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Joke #127194 posted in the category: Funniest Sport jokes, Jokes about archery.



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Recurve shooters always tell us compound shooters that we take to long to shoot well recurve shooters take to long to get there arrows

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Joke #127195 posted in the category: Funny sport jokes, Archery jokes.

Q: What did the lustful maiden say to the handsome archer?

A” ”You make me quiver.”

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Joke #127196 posted in the category: Funny jokes about sport, Jokes about archery.

1. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now & we don’t know where the heck she is.

2. The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

3. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven’t lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

4. I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

5. I don’t exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

6. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

7. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

8. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

9. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

10. I don’t jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

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Joke #127197 posted in the category: Funny jokes about sport, Athletics jokes, Funny jokes about running.

Q. What do runners do when they forget something?
Roll over for answer

They jog their memory
Q. If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get?
Roll over for answer

Missile Toe!

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Joke #127198 posted in the category: Jokes about sports, Athletics jokes, Jokes about runnings.

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