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Knock Knock Who’s there! Elephant! Elephand who? Elephant

Knock Knock

Who’s there!

Elephant!

Elephand who?

Elephant A. Sizes about being a Hollywood star!

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Joke #4594 posted in the category: Hilarious Animal jokes, Funny jokes about miscellaneous, Hilarious Elephant jokes, Funny jokes about knock knock.



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In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from

Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull

elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed

distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee,

inspected the elephants foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in

it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his

knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned

to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for

several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being

trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.

Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day. Twenty years later,

Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they

approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over

to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant

stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The

elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at

the man. Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if

this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the

railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant

and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped d its trunk

around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him

instantly. Probably wasn’t the same elephant.

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Joke #4595 posted in the category: Funniest Animal jokes, Funniest Elephant jokes.

Why do elephants have red eyes?

So they can hide in cherry trees.

How did the farmer get crushed?

He went cherry picking.

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Joke #4596 posted in the category: Funny animal jokes, Funny elephant jokes.

One day an elephant was walking through the field when he heard a voice calling for help. Looking down into a pit he saw a mouse. The mouse pleaded with the elephant to help him out of the pit. The elephant agreed and lowered his enormus dick into the pit and the mouse climed out. A few months later, the mouse was walking through the same field when he heard a familiar voice calling for help. Looking into the pit he saw the elephant in the same situation. The elephant pleaded for help and the mouse said he would be right back. A few minutes later the mouse arived in his Mercedes, lowered a rope into the pit and pulled the elephant to safety. The moral of the story is if you drive a Mercedes you don’t need a big dick.

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Joke #4597 posted in the category: Funny jokes about animals, Funny jokes about elephants.

An elephant and a camel met one day....

Elephant: ”... why do you have boobs on your back?” 0. o

Camel: ”That’s a funny question to ask someone when you have your dick on your face” -. -’

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Joke #4598 posted in the category: Funny animals jokes, Funny elephants jokes.

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