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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor pe

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, ”What`cha doing, Tim?” ”My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. ”I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. ”That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, ”That’s because he’s inside your dumb cat.”


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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?

An a-cat-emy award.


Joke #3142 posted in the category: Animals jokes, Miscellaneous jokes, Cats jokes, One Liners jokes.

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.


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One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. There he meets the Lord Himself. The Lord says to the cat, ”You lived a good life and if there is any way I can make your stay in Heaven more comfortable, please let Me know.” The cat thinks for a moment and says, ”Lord, all my life I have lived with a poor family and had to sleep on a hard wooden floor.” The Lord stops the cat and says, ”Say no more,” and a wonderful fluffy pillow appears.


Joke #3144 posted in the category: Funny jokes about animals, Funny jokes about religions, Funny jokes about cats, Funny jokes about heavens.

A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic farming accident and go to heaven. Again, there is the Lord there to great them with the same offer. The mice answer, ”All of our lives we have been chased. We have had to run from cats, dogs and even women with brooms. Running, running, running; we’re tired of running. Do you think we could have roller skates so we don’t have to run anymore?” The Lord says, ”Say no more,” and fits each mouse with beautiful new roller skates.


Joke #3145 posted in the category: Funny animal jokes, Funny cat jokes.

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