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Meaning of... ’potentially’ and ’realistically’ A young bo

Meaning of... ’potentially’ and ’realistically’

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, ”Dad, what is the

difference between ’potentially’ and ’realistically’?”

The father thought for a moment, then answered, ”Go ask your mother

if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask

your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars,

and then, ask your brother if he’d sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.”

So the boy went to his mother and asked, ”Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?”

The mother replied, ”Of course, I would! We could really use that

money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great university!”

The boy then went to his sister and asked, ”Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?”

The girl replied, ”Oh, good heavens! I LOVE Brad Pitt and I would

sleep with him in a heartbeat. Are you nuts?”

The boy then went to his brother and asked, ”Would you sleep with

Brad Pitt for a million dollars?”

”Of course,” the brother replied. ”Do you know how much a million

bucks would buy?”

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, ”Did you find out the difference between

’potentially’ and ’realistically’?”

The boy replied, ”Yes, ’Potentially’, you and I are sitting on three

million dollars, but ’realistically’, we’re living with two hookers

and a future congressman.”

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Joke #14451 posted in the category: Funny business and investing jokes, Funny families jokes, Funny money jokes, Funny parents jokes.



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A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5. 00 bill, as this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5. 00, and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord. It said:

Dear Lord,

Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.

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Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

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Joke #14453 posted in the category: Business and Investing jokes, Money jokes.

Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

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Joke #14454 posted in the category: Funniest Business and Investing Jokes, Funniest Money Jokes.

Why isn’t a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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Joke #14455 posted in the category: Jokes about business and investing, Jokes about money.

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