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Q. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?

Q. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
A. Kermit’s undivided attention!


Joke #1689 posted in the category: Jokes about animals, Hilarious Entertainment and Arts jokes, Hilarious Miscellaneous jokes, Jokes about questions and answers, Hilarious Sex jokes, Hilarious Entertainment jokes, Hilarious Gross jokes, Funny questions.

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Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: ”Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy, doing so.”

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought: ”I don’t fuckin’ THINK so....”


Joke #1690 posted in the category: Funniest Animal jokes, Funniest Family jokes, Funny man and woman jokes, Funny miscellaneous jokes, Funny sex jokes, Funny members jokes, Funny men vs women jokes, Funniest Gender jokes, Funniest Gender Slam jokes, Funniest Dirty jokes.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?

Because he had no BODY to go with!!!!


Joke #1691 posted in the category: Hilarious Animal jokes, Funny jokes about kid, Funniest Miscellaneous Jokes, Hilarious Question and Answer jokes, Hilarious Short jokes, Funny jokes about question.

A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole event. The man thought, ”Great... he’s 4 and I’m gonna have to start explaining the birds and bees. No need to jump the gun - I’ll just let him ask, and I’ll answer.”

After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said, ”Well son, do you have any questions?”

”Just one,” gasped the still wide-eyed lad. ”How fast was that calf going when he hit that cow?”


Joke #1692 posted in the category: Funny animals jokes, Jokes about kids, Funniest People Jokes, Funny childrens jokes, Funniest Little Johnny Jokes.

Q Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

A Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!


Joke #1693 posted in the category: Animals jokes, Questions and Answers jokes, Funniest Questions jokes.

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