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There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.

There is a dangerous virus going around. It is called WORK.

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else, via e-mail or any other means, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put on your jacket, take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.

Order the antidote known as BEER. Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected and that WORK already controls your life.



Joke #9949 posted in the category: Funny jokes about bar, beer and booze, Funny jokes about computer and technology, Sex jokes, Funny jokes about bar, Virus jokes, Funny jokes about adult.

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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed.

She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

”What’s the matter, dear?” , she whispers as she steps into the room, ”Why are you down here at this time of night?” .

The husband looks up from is coffee, ”Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?” he asks solemnly.

The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. ”Yes I do” she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. ”Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?”

”Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued... ”Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, ’Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?’ ”

”I remember that too” she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said...” I would have gotten out today.”


Joke #9950 posted in the category: Jokes about people, Funny relationship jokes, Funny religion jokes, Jokes about little johnny, Funny anniversary jokes, Funny marriage jokes.

On the fourth day of their honeymoon, the 21 year old bride was begging for mercy from her 75 year old husband.

Rather than endure yet another lovemaking session, she slipped out of the room while he was showering and went to the hotel coffee shop.

The waitress, who had served the couple breakfast each day, was shocked at the woman’s appearance.

”Honey, you’re just a young thing,” she remarked, ”but you look like hell. What’s up?”

”I’ve been double-crossed,” the miserable bride moaned. ”When he said he’d been saving up for 50 years, I thought he meant CASH!”


Joke #9951 posted in the category: Kids jokes, Hilarious Man and Woman jokes, Hilarious People jokes, Professional jokes, Relationship jokes, Hilarious Sex jokes, Woman jokes, Female jokes, Lawyer jokes, Marriage jokes, Adult jokes.

There was a man who had memory loss. His wife got so fed up with him that she decided to take him to a doctor to help him remember things. A few weeks later the man was out of the hospital and his wife felt he had made a big improvement. A few days later they decided to celebrate so they invited their parents over for dinner. The man’s father asked what the doctor’s name was. The man replied, ”What’s the name of that flower with a long stem and little thorns on it?” His dad looked confused and said, ”Rose?” ”Yes that’s it... Hey, Rose... what’s the name of my doctor?”


Joke #9952 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes, Relationships jokes, Bars jokes.

A wife reaches her husband a silk handkerchief and asks him; ”Doesn’t this belong to your secretary?” .

”Where did you find that?” , he stutters.

”I didn’t”, she answers.

”The mail man found it on your night-stand”.


Joke #9953 posted in the category: Relationship jokes, Marriage jokes.

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