There’s a Polish guy, an American guy, and a Canadian guy. They get a note in the mail telling each of them to go to the top of the empire state building as soon as they got the letter. (They all got it at the same time).
So they all go up there.
When they arrive they see a wizard standing before their eyes! The wizard tells them to say what they want to do for their dream job.
So the polish guy says I want to be a pilot. so the wizard says. ”ok now say, I want to be a pilot, and jump off the building and you will be flying away.”
So the Polish guy says ”I want to be a pilot” and jumps off the building. And he was all of a sudden in an airplane flying it!
So, the American guy does the same thing except he wants to be an astronaut. So the American guy says to the wizard ”I want to be an astrounaut” and then he jumps off the building. And all of a sudden he is in a space craft on his way to space!
So, the Canadian has the same procedure does the same thing. But, when he walks up to get ready to jump he trips and says ”SHIT”, and guess what he turned into!!!
Superman is flying around one day and he’s feeling kinda horny. So he finds Batman sitting on top of a building and drops down to ask him where the best place to get laid is. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn’t do that to her because they have been friends for too long and he flies away. Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he’s swinging and asks him who the best piece of ass is. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman is good and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled Superman takes to the air and flies about. He then notices Wonder Woman lying in a field naked and spread Eagle. He thinks I’m faster than a speeding bullet, I can be in and out of that so fast she’ll never know what hit her. So, he flies down does his business and id 4 seconds he’s back in the air flying away. Wonder Woman looks up and says ”What was that?” Invisible Man says: ”I don’t know but my ass hurts!”-0+
a rabbi was flying to israel with his son. now and then, his son would come over and ask him how he is and if he needs anything. after seeing this happen a few times an irreligious guy sitting behind him asks him how it is that his son treat him so well, as his own son treats him ’a little disrespectfully’. the rabbi explains to him, ”our religion has a tradition which goes back 3300 years to mount sinai. each generation is further from that tradation, so the younger generation treats the previous one with respect. on the other hand, you believe in evolution, which means that your son sees you as being one step closer to being a monkey, and treats you accordingly...”-0+
Superman is flying around metropolis and he then gets this sudden rush and gets really horny he then flys around looking for someone to have sex with so as he is flying around metropolis he see’s wonderwoman spread eagle and buck naked.
He says to himself as he passes by that he would love to have some of that wonder pussy, and thinks long and hard, he says wait a minute i am superman faster than a speeding bullet right? so I could swoop down there and get some before she even knew what happened to her. So he swoops down and gets his thrill then wonder woman jumps up and says what the fuck was that!? And the invisible man goes ”I dont know but my asshole is killing me.”