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What Does Michael Jackson Have After Dinner???

............... under Eights

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”That’s an

excellent essay for someone your age,” said the English

teacher.

”How about for someone my Mum’s age, Miss?”

”Welcome to

school, Simon,” said the nursery school teacher to the

new boy.

”How old are you?” ”I’m not old,” said Simon. ”I’m nearly

new.”

Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Fred for the school

magazine.

”How old are you, ma’am?” asked Fred.

”I’m not going

to tell you that,” she replied.

”But Mr Hill the technical teacher

and Mr Hill the geography teacher

told me how old they were.”

”Oh well,” said Miss Jones. ”I’m the same age as both of them.”

The

poor teacher was not happy when she saw what Fred wrote:

Miss

Jones, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as

the

Hills.

”Now remember, boys and girls,” said the science

teacher, ”you can

tell a tree’s age by counting the rings in

a cross section. One ring

for each year.”

Fred went home for

tea and found a chocolate roll on the table.

”I’m not eating that,

Mum!” she said. ”It’s five years old.”

Grandma:

You’ve left all your crusts, Fred. When I was your age I ate

every one.

Fred: Do you still like crusts, Grandma?

Grandma: Yes, I do.

Fred: Well, you can have mine.

How old is your

wife?

Approaching forty.

From which direction?

An

eminent old man was being interviewed, and was asked if it was

correct

that he had just celebrated his ninety-ninth birthday.

’That’s

right,’ said the old man. `Ninety-nine years old, and I

haven’t an

enemy in the world. They’re all dead.’

`Well, sir,’ said the

interviewer, `I hope very much to have the

honour of interviewing

you on your hundredth birthday.’

The old man looked at the young

man closely, and said, `I can’t see

why you shouldn’t. You

look fit and healthy to me!’

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Joke #32989 posted in the category: Age jokes.

Home - A - Age Jokes ”That’s an excellent essay for someone your age,” said the English teacher. ”How about for someone my Mum’s age, Miss?” ”Welcome to school, Simon,” said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. ”How old are you?” ”I m not old,” said Simon. ”I m nearly new.” Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Fred for the school magazine. ”How old are you, ma am?” asked Fred. ”I m not going to tell you that,” she replied. ”But Mr Hill the technical teacher and Mr Hill the geography teacher told me how old they were.” ”Oh well,” said Miss Jones. ”I m the same age as both of them.” The poor teacher was not happy when she saw what Fred wrote: Miss Jones, our English teacher, confided in me that she was as old as the Hills. ”Now remember, boys and girls,” said the science teacher, ”you can tell a tree’s age by counting the rings in a cross section. One ring for each year.” Fred went home for tea and found a chocolate roll on the table. ”I m not eating that, Mum!” she said. ”It’s five years old.” Grandma: You

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Joke #33041 posted in the category: Age jokes.

yo mama so old that when she went to school there was no history!

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Joke #37002 posted in the category: Age jokes.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

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Joke #37276 posted in the category: Age jokes.

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