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An emergency room doctor examined an injured airsoft player.

”Son,” began the doctor, ”I’m afraid this is serious.”

”Wait, doctor,” said the airsoft player, propping himself up on his hospital bed. ”First, you have to tell me. Is my gun okay?”

The doctor shook his head. ”You airsoft players are all the same. All you care about is your equipment. Forget about your gun for a minute. You have severe lacerations to your hip and waist.”

”Oh, no,” said the airsoft player. ”My grenades!”

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Joke #127181 posted in the category: Airsoft jokes.

A new airsoft gun is like having a child. when you first get it your gentle and caring, but as time goes on when it doesn’t wanna do what it’s supposed to do you feel like smackin the hell out of it.

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Joke #127183 posted in the category: Airsoft jokes.

Airsoft guns hurt, modded airsoft guns hurt more... but neither compare to the ass whoopin’ u get when your wife sees the bill.

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Joke #127184 posted in the category: Airsoft jokes.

Airsoft is like a woman... once you’re committed, it starts sucking the money out of you.

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Joke #127185 posted in the category: Airsoft jokes.

When you start moving furniture out of your room so you can fit more gear in it, you know you’re an airsofter.

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Joke #127186 posted in the category: Airsoft jokes.

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