Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: ”Why don’t I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.” Hillary: ”Well, why don’t you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.” Al: ”Why don’t you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy.” Tipper: ”Why don’t we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy.”-0+
Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, and chuckles and says, ”You know I could throw a $10, 000 dollar bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, ”Well I could throw ten $1, 000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, ”Of course, then, I could throw one hundred $100 bills out the window and make one hundred pepole very happy.”
Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, ”I could throw all of you out the window and make the WHOLE COUNTRY HAPPY!”
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all wanted to go to Oz, to
visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill looked at Al and asked him why he wanted to go. Al
said that he needed a brain, and Bill agreed with him.
Then, Bill asked the Secretary of Defense why he wanted to go, and he said
that he needed a heart. Bill also agreed with him. Then both looked at Bill and
asked him why he was going. He answered, ”I’m looking for Dorothy!”
Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they’re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. ”Al, what do you believe in?” Al replies, ”Well, I believe that the internal combustion Engine is the root of all evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we’ll all die.” God thinks for a second and says, ”Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.” God then addresses Bill Clinton. ”Bill, what do you believe in?” Bill Clinton replies, ”Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things, and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people’s pain, but not inhaling.” God thinks for a second and says, ”Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.” God then addresses Bill Gates. ”Bill Gates, what do you believe in?” Bill Gates said, ”I believe you’re in my chair.”-0+