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Brad Pitt is at home watching a football game when Angelina Jolie interrupts, ”Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now.”

He looks at her and says angrily, ”Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a G. E. logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ”Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won’t close properly.”

To which he replies, ”Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have a Westinghouse logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.” ”Fine,” she says, ”Then, would you at least fix the steps to the front door? They’re a mess and a real hazard.”

”I’m not a damn carpenter and I don’t want to fix the steps,” he says. ”Does it look like I have a Black and Decker logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so.” He continued, ”In fact, I’ve had enough of all your Bickering. I’m going to the bar!”

So, Brad Pitt goes to the bar and drinks for a couple hours. Sometime later, he starts to feel guilty about his treatment of Angelina, so he decides to return home and help out with the chores.

As he walks into the house, he notices the steps have been repaired. Then, as he enters the house, he notices the hall light is working again. And, to top

it off, when he goes to get a beer from the fridge, he notices the fridge door has been fixed.

”Honey, how’d this all get fixed?”

Angelina Jolie replies, ”Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then, a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either have sex with him or bake him a cake.”

”So, what kind of cake did you bake him?” asks the husband.

”Hellooooooo!” she replies emphatically, ”Do you see a Betty Crocker logo printed on my forehead? I don’t think so!”

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Joke #29712 posted in the category: Angelina Jolie jokes.

Yo momma is so fine compared between Megan Fox and Angelina Jolie. IDK i havent thought about this joke so this is not really a joke. Sorry for wasting your time people.

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Joke #29713 posted in the category: Angelina Jolie jokes.

”You wouldn’t sleep with Angelina Jolie for a million dollars, would you?” , asked the cuddling wife.

”Don’t be ridiculous”, said the husband. ”How am I gonna raise a million dollars?”

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Joke #29714 posted in the category: Angelina Jolie jokes.

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