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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn’t evolved yet.

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Joke #800 posted in the category: Answer jokes.

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.

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Joke #1052 posted in the category: Answer jokes.

Q. What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A. A walkie-talkie!

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Joke #1083 posted in the category: Answer jokes.

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear?
A. Because every time she got hot, he’d beat her with a shovel!

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Joke #1084 posted in the category: Answer jokes.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She

drowns it.

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Joke #1166 posted in the category: Answer jokes.

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