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WHY DO TIGERS HAVE RED BALLS SO THEY CAN HIDE IN APPLE TREES WHAT DO TIGERS FEAR MOST APPLE EATING GIRAFFES

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Joke #1823 posted in the category: Apple jokes.

Why didn’t the two worms go into Noah’s ark in an apple?

Because everyone had to go in pairs!

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Joke #5176 posted in the category: Apple jokes.

A man walks in to the U. S. Patent Office with a sack of apples.

”I’d like to patent these apples,” he says to the patent clerk.

The clerk tells him, ”You can’t patent apples, silly!”

The man says, ”But these are special apples. There are none like

these in the world!”

Curious, the clerk asks him if he can taste one of the apples.

He reaches into his sack, pulls one out and gives it to the

clerk, who promptly takes a bite. ”Wow! This tastes just like a

grapefruit!”

The man smiles and says to the clerk, ”turn it over.”

The clerk takes a bite out of the other side of the apple and

exclaims ”Man! That tastes just like an orange! What else do you

have in there?”

The man gives him another one and the clerk bites into it. ”How

do you do this? This one tastes just like a pear!” Says the

clerk.

”Turn it over”, says the man again.

”Holy Cow, this side tastes like watermelon!”

Then the clerk leans in close to the man and whispers, ”Hey

buddy, do you have any apples in there that taste like pussy?”

The man reaches into his sack again, pulls out another apple,

and hands it to the clerk. After taking a bite, the clerk starts

spitting the apple back out as fast as he can.

”Hey jerk,” yells the clerk, ”This tastes just like shit!”

The man smiles and says... ”Turn it over!”

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Joke #11779 posted in the category: Apple jokes.

The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. ”You’ve got to help me! There’s a giant gray thing in my yard, and it’s pulling apples off the tree with its tail!” ”What’s he doing with the apples?” the sergeant asked. ”If I told you,” the woman cried, ”you wouldn’t believe me!”

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Joke #32057 posted in the category: Apple jokes.

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one, then!

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Joke #32058 posted in the category: Apple jokes.

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