An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc. ) and was constantly sending his man-servant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. ”Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water??” demanded the Grand Emir.
”A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” stammered the wretched Abdul, ”white man sit on well.”
Why do the Arabs always lose wars with Israel??
You ever see a camel that could outrun a cadillac?
What do Arabs do on a Saturday night?
Sit under palm trees and eat their dates.
Why don’t Arabs get hemorrhoids?
Because they are such perfect assholes.
Why, in Khadafi land, don’t they teach driver’s ed. and Sex ed.
in the same day?
It would be too hard on the camel.
Did you hear about the Ayatollah Khomeini Doll?
Wind it up and it takes Ken and Barbie hostage.
Why can’t you circumcise an Iranian?
Because there’s no end to those pricks.
Why do they call Camels the ships of the desert?
Because they’re full of Iranian semen.
How do you get an Iranian girl pregnant?
Come on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
What do a cue ball and the Ayatollah Khomeini have in common?
You have to hit ’em pretty hard with a stick
to get any english out of ’em.
What goes plop-plop fizz-fizz?
How do Palestinian mothers calm children during thunderstorms?
They just tell them its the village being shelled again.
How do you tell when an Iranian girl is menstrating?
she only wears one sock.