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There Was An American Fighter Pilot Flying Over Iraqi Airspace, When Suddenly, He Gets Surrounded By Some Flying Carpets. He Shoots Them Down On Instinct, After That, He Radios Through To Base, And Tells The General About How He Shot Them Down, And The General Says.. God Dammit Soldier, They Were Allied Carpets!!

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Joke #6776 posted in the category: Army jokes.

Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?
A. B-52... F-16... B-2

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Joke #20952 posted in the category: Army jokes.

Q: What is Iraq’s national bird?
A: Duck

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Joke #20953 posted in the category: Army jokes.

Getting CloserOur son is in the Army, stationed in Georgia. He invited my husband and I for a visit. After driving endlessly through unfamiliar streets in search of an entrance to Fort Stewart, my husband suddenly said, ”We`re getting closer.” ”How do you know?” I asked. He pointed to a sign that read: Sonny’s Bar-B-QTank Parking Available

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Joke #25228 posted in the category: Army jokes.

Field TestMy father, an Army major, was conducting a field test when communications went dead. Immediately, he jumped into a jeep and ordered a sergeant to speed to the command station. When my father and the sergeant ran in, the group cheered their arrival. The commanding officer then stepped forward and shook my father’s hand.? Don’t congratulate me, sir, ? my father said modestly as he pointed to his driver.? It was all the sergeant’s doing.? The commanding officer nodded and turned to the sergeant.? Congratulations, ? he said.? The major’s wife just had a baby girl.?

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Joke #28946 posted in the category: Army jokes.

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