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my dog minton ate two shuttlecocks

Bad Minton Bad Minton!

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Joke #7474 posted in the category: Badminton jokes.

My dog ’Minton’ keeps chewing my shuttlecocks

Bad Minton

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Joke #126280 posted in the category: Badminton jokes.

Two badminton players were standing at a bar, one said to the other: ”You know, tennis players are such arseholes!” A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said: ”I find that statement offensive!”

One of the baminton players replied: ”Oh, you must be a tennis player.”

”No” the man said: ”I’m an arsehole!”

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Joke #127201 posted in the category: Badminton jokes.

Why are badminton players so loud?

Because they are always making a RACKET

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Joke #127202 posted in the category: Badminton jokes.

A badminton player and a tennis player get into a car accident, and it’s a bad one. Both cars are heavily damaged, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the badminton player spots the other’s tennis gear and says, ”So you’re a tennis player, that’s interesting. I’m a badminton player... Gosh! Just look at our cars, there’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days.”

The tennis player replied: ”I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!”

The badminton player continued, ”And look at this - here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn’t break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune.”

Then he hands the bottle to the tennis player. The tennis layer nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big gulps from the bottle, then hands it back to the badminton player.

The badminton player takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the tennis player. The tennis player asks, ”Aren’t you having any?”

The badminton player replies, ”No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up and sort this out...”

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Joke #127203 posted in the category: Badminton jokes.

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