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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make?
A: Slippers.

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Joke #3788 posted in the category: Banana jokes.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nothing, bananas can’t talk.

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Joke #4549 posted in the category: Banana jokes.

a banana and a vibrator were sitting on a bed side table banana turned to the vibrator i dont know why ur shakin shes gonna f****** eat me!!!!

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Joke #7477 posted in the category: Banana jokes.

Joke 1: 1 Banana Walks Into A Bar Falls On A Guys Lap And The Guy Screams ”damn I Didnt Order No Banana Split”

hah!

joke 2: 2 Bananas Walk Into Each Other And Do A Banana Twist.

joke 3: 2 Banana Pals See Each Other And Shake For A Banana Shake

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Joke #10566 posted in the category: Banana jokes.

Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 strong arms, 2 well

shaped legs, 1 fur lined mixing bowl, 4 loving eyes.

Mixing instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze

milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top

with nuts. Move in and out until cake is well creamed. Sigh with

relief, let cool. Do not lick the bowl. If cake starts to rise,

get out of town FAST!

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Joke #11587 posted in the category: Banana jokes.

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