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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make?-0+
What did the banana say to the elephant?--1+
Nothing, bananas can’t talk.
a banana and a vibrator were sitting on a bed side table banana turned to the vibrator i dont know why ur shakin shes gonna f****** eat me!!!!-2+
Joke 1: 1 Banana Walks Into A Bar Falls On A Guys Lap And The Guy Screams ”damn I Didnt Order No Banana Split”--1+
joke 2: 2 Bananas Walk Into Each Other And Do A Banana Twist.
joke 3: 2 Banana Pals See Each Other And Shake For A Banana Shake
Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 strong arms, 2 well-0+
shaped legs, 1 fur lined mixing bowl, 4 loving eyes.
Mixing instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze
milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top
with nuts. Move in and out until cake is well creamed. Sigh with
relief, let cool. Do not lick the bowl. If cake starts to rise,
get out of town FAST!
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