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A grey goose walks into a bar and says” I’d like a scotch on the rocks.” The bartender looks at the goose funny, but goes to get him his drink anyway. The bartender continues to look at the goose so the goose asks, ” Hey, what’s your deal? Why do you keep looking at me like that?” The bartender says, ”Besides the fact that you are a talking goose? Well I actually have a drink named after you? The grey goose replies, ”You have a drink named Fred?”

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Joke #1406 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes.

The first little pig walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the restroom. ”Right down that hallway, the first door to your right. You can’t miss it,” says the bartender.

The second little pig walks into the bar, and asks for directions to the restroom. ”Right down that hallway, the first door to your right. You can’t miss it,” says the bartender.

The third pig walks in, and follows suit. As does the fourth. The fifth little pig walks in, and before he is given a chance to speak, the bartender says, ”Do you need directions to the restroom too?”

”No,” says the fifth little pig. ”I’m going to go wee wee wee all the way home.”

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Joke #1407 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes.

A bear walks into a bar and says ”I want a bourbon and.... a coke”, the bartender asks ”what’s with the huge pause?”
The bear say ”I’ve had them all my life.”

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Joke #1410 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, ”Bartender, give me a drink.”

The bartender can’t believe his eyes and says, ”Oh my Gosh, I can’t believe this, you’re a talking grasshopper!”

”Do you know we have drink named after you?”

The Grasshopper replies, ”You have a drink named Steve?”

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Joke #1465 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes.

A Grasshopper Goes Into A Bar And Sits Down

the Bartender Says Hello! The Bartender Says You Know I Can Make You A Drink Named After You! The Grasshopper Says Ok Then Make Me A Drink Named Bob!!!

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Joke #1521 posted in the category: Bars, Beer and Booze jokes.

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