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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

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Joke #147 posted in the category: Bath jokes.

What animal do you look like when you get into

the

bath?

A little bear!

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Joke #2661 posted in the category: Bath jokes.

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A

shampoodle!

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Joke #3982 posted in the category: Bath jokes.

Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look out finally grew impatient and went to look for his partner. Inside the store the two came face to face. ”Where have you been?” demanded the worried look out. ”The boss told me to take a bath, but I couldn’t find the soap and a towel.”

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Joke #65860 posted in the category: Bath jokes.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Joke #93958 posted in the category: Bath jokes.

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