This drunk staggers into a bar, bumping into customers and spilling drinks as he makes his way to the bar. The bartender sees what is going on and is pissed at the drunk when he finally makes it to the bar. ”Get out of here!” says the bartender. ”I gotta go to the baffroom,” slurs the drunk. ”I said get the hell outta here or I’ll throw you out!!” yells the bartender. ”I gotta go baffroom,” says the drunk and starts to drop his drawers. ”Hold on, hold on” says the bartender ”alright, you can go to the bathroom, but afterwards you get the hell out of my bar!” The drunk agrees and stumbles off to the bathroom. After about 5 minutes, everyone hears this loud scream. Dead silence in the bar. Another loud scream-from the bathroom. The bartender and a few customers run to the bathroom. There’s the drunk sitting down. ”What the hell is going on?” asks the bartender. ”I went, and every time I try to flush the toilet, it crushes my nuts!” says the drunk. ”Why, you stupid shit!” said the bartender. ”You’re sitting on my mop bucket!!”-1+
This guy is sitting in a bar drunk, he asks the bartender where the bathroom is.
The bartender said, go down the hall & make a right. Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream and wonders what is going on in the bathroom.
A few minutes go by again and everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the bathroom again.
This time the bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. He opened the door and asked the drunk, ”What’s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away.”
The drunk said, ”I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.”
With that, the bartender opens up the door and looks in and says, ”No wonder, you’re sitting on a mop bucket!!