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What do tigers wear in bed?

Stripey pyjamas

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Joke #1165 posted in the category: Bed and Bedroom jokes.

Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A: When your nose touches the ceiling!

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Joke #4369 posted in the category: Bed and Bedroom jokes.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Joke #6379 posted in the category: Bed and Bedroom jokes.

What do you call a python with a great bedside

manner?

A snake charmer.

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Joke #6380 posted in the category: Bed and Bedroom jokes.

There was a guy walking down the street in San Fransisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thaught it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!

The very angry looking Genie said, ”Alright, I have had enough with this three wish stuff, and ’cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!”

The suprised man said, ” OK, I want to live in Hawaii in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii.”

The genie replied with a smirk, ” Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I’m sorry, it just can’t happen.”

The man said with a smile, ”Fine then, I want to understand women.”

The genie said, ” Would you like two lanes or four?”

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Joke #16326 posted in the category: Bed and Bedroom jokes.

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