Imagine a farm. On the farm there live a chick and a horse. One day the horse gets stuck in a swamp at the bottom of a field so it says:
”Help Chick pull me out!”
The chick obliges and gets it’s Harley Davidson to help pull horse out and all is well.
Two weeks later chick gets stuck in the same swamp and shouts for horse to help.
Horse comes to the rescue and straddles the swamp saying ”Grab on!” . Sure enough he pulls chick safely out of the swamp.
And the moral of the story is:
If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a bike to pull chicks!
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in
the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.
”There’s a car being towed from the parking lot.” he said.
”An ambulance just drove by.”
A few moments passed. ”Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out. ”Matt is riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex.”
Mom and Dad shot up in bed. ”How do you know that?” the startled father asked.
”Their kid is standing out on the balcony too,” his son replied.
A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. ”Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300,” he asked.
”Easy, Dad,” little Johnny replied. ”I earned it hiking.”
”Come on Johnny,” the father said. ”Tell me the truth.”
”That is the truth!” Johnny replied.
”Every night you were gone, Mom’s boss, Mr. Reynolds, would come over to see Mom. He’d give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!”
An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.
”Where did you get such a great bike?” asked the first. The second engineer replied, ”Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, ’Take what you want.’ ”
The second engineer nodded approvingly. ”Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, ”Where didyou get such a great bike?” The second engineer replied,” Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautifulwoman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all herclothes and said, ”Take what you want.” ”The second engineer nodded approvingly, ”Good choice; the clothesprobably wouldn’t have fit.”-49+