A little old lady wanted to join a biker club.
She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims ”I want to join your biker club.”
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her ”You have a bike?”
The little old lady says ”Yea, that’s my Harley over there” and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks her ”Do you smoke?”
The little old lady says ”Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is impressed and asks ”Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?”
The little old lady says ”No, I’ve never been picked up by the fuzz, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”
A Little Girl Is Playing In Her Front Yard When She Hears A Load Rumbling. She Calls Into The House, ”daddy, Some Guys On Motorcycles Are Coming Down The Street!”
her Father Calls Back, ”i Think You Should Come In The House.”
she Looks Back Toward The Bikers And Again Calls Into The House, ”daddy, They’re Riding Harley Davidsons!”
the Father Shouts Back, ”you’d Better Bring In The Dog Too!”