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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club.
She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims ”I want to join your biker club.”
The guy was amused and told her that she needed to meet certain biker requirements before she was allowed to join. So the biker asks her ”You have a bike?”
The little old lady says ”Yea, that’s my Harley over there” and points to a Harley parked in the driveway.
The biker asks her ”Do you smoke?”
The little old lady says ”Yea, I smoke. I smoke 4 packs of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is impressed and asks ”Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?”
The little old lady says ”No, I’ve never been picked up by the fuzz, but I’ve been swung around by my nipples a few times.”

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Joke #7280 posted in the category: Biker jokes.

Two bikers were talking at a bar. ”How’s married life?” asks the first. ”It’s fine,” says the second. ”How’s the sex?” asks the first. ”Fine,” says the second, ”At least I don’t have to wait in line!”

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Joke #25341 posted in the category: Biker jokes.

A Little Girl Is Playing In Her Front Yard When She Hears A Load Rumbling. She Calls Into The House, ”daddy, Some Guys On Motorcycles Are Coming Down The Street!”

her Father Calls Back, ”i Think You Should Come In The House.”

she Looks Back Toward The Bikers And Again Calls Into The House, ”daddy, They’re Riding Harley Davidsons!”

the Father Shouts Back, ”you’d Better Bring In The Dog Too!”

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Joke #25342 posted in the category: Biker jokes.

What Is The Difference In A Biker On A Harley And A Hoover Vac.?

the Dirtbag Is On The Outside Of The Harley!

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Joke #25343 posted in the category: Biker jokes.

Why Is It That Peta Is More Againt Fur Coats Than Leather Jackets?

because Its Easier To Harass Rich Old Ladies Than Motorcycle Gangs

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Joke #25344 posted in the category: Biker jokes.

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