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Doctor! Doctor!! I think I’m turning into a snooker ball.

Get to the back of the queue!

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Joke #103545 posted in the category: Billiards jokes.

Q. How do you make a snooker table laugh?
A. Tickle its balls

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Joke #107237 posted in the category: Billiards jokes.

Marco and Garret has been playing pool together since they were ten. They always said if one of them died, that one would come back and tell the other if heaven has a snooker league.

After about 30 or 40 years Marco was shooting snooker and... died. Once that happened Garret wanted to know if he was going to come back and let him know. Well, he came back about a week later and said ”Hay, man, you won’t believe it is great”, Garret said. ”So they do?” . ”Well, I have some good news and some bad news”, said Marco. ”What’s the good news?”

And then Marco replied ”The good news is that they have a great league team!!! And the bad news is that we have league tomorrow and you’re up first...”

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Joke #127442 posted in the category: Billiards jokes.

What is the Billard player’s favourite nature shot?

The Plant

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Joke #127443 posted in the category: Billiards jokes.

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