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Why are black men so tall?

Because their Knee-Groes

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Joke #1732 posted in the category: Black and White People jokes.

An Indian scouting party captures a cowboy from a bar and brings him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, ”You going die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. At sundown third day, you die. What first wish?”

The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse.” The indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse’s ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the back. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comesback with a naked blonde.

She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, ”Typical white man... only think one thing.” The second day, the chief says, ”What wish today?”

The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse again.” The indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horse’s ear, then slaps it on the back. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the teepee with the cowboy.

The Indians shake their heads, figuring, ”Typical white man going die tomorrow... can only think one thing.” The last day comes, and the chief says, ”This last wish, white man. What want?”

The cowboy says, ”I want to see my horse again.” The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse by both ears, twists them hard and yells, ”Read my lips you idiot! POSSE, damn it! P-O-S-S-E!”

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Joke #4960 posted in the category: Black and White People jokes.

whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl?

***the white owl says WHOO WHOO and the black owl says WHO DAT!!!

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Joke #5632 posted in the category: Black and White People jokes.

One day this bartender is cleaning off the bar when a black guy

walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender

looks up and says:

”Where did ya get that?”

The parrot says, ”AFRICA”.

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Joke #5739 posted in the category: Black and White People jokes.

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. ”Wow,” says the bartender. ”That is really something. Where’d you get it?”

”Africa,” says the parrot.

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Joke #5740 posted in the category: Black and White People jokes.

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