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A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place.

As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, ”See there, baby? That’s 1000 pounds of Dynamite!”

She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder’s pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, ”See those, baby? That’s 1000 pounds of dynamite!” She is aching for action at this point.

Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.

He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, ”Why are you in such a hurry to leave?”

She replies, ”With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!”

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Joke #6826 posted in the category: Bodybuilding jokes.

Gold’s Gym was robbed last week, that’s the last time they recommend free weights.

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Joke #127451 posted in the category: Bodybuilding jokes.

Why wasn’t the bodybuilder evicted? Because he was squatting.

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Joke #127452 posted in the category: Bodybuilding jokes.

Why did the stupid Bodybuilder train at the zoo?

He wanted to get ripped to shreds.

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Joke #127453 posted in the category: Bodybuilding jokes.

How do Columbians develop muscle? By pushing drugs

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Joke #127454 posted in the category: Bodybuilding jokes.

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