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wats da differens bettwen a blond and a bowling ball you can only fit tree fingers in a bowling ball

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Joke #7553 posted in the category: Bowling jokes.

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.

The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus.

The Blonde team rides on the top level.

The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn’t hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.

She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.

The Brunette asks, ”What the heck’s goin’ on up here? We’re havin’ a grand time downstairs!”

One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and says...

”Yeah, but you’ve got a driver!”

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Joke #9152 posted in the category: Bowling jokes.

Billy is a hard worker and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball.

One weekend his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club.

The doorman at the club spots them and says, ”Hey Billy! How are you tonight?”

His wife, surprised, asks her husband is he has been here before.

”No, no. He’s just one of the guys I bowl with.”

They are seated and the waitress approaches, sees Billy and says, ”Nice to see you, Billy - a gin and tonic as usual?”

His wife’s eyes widen. ”You must come here a lot!”

”No no,” says Billy, ”I just know her from volleyball.”

Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Billy and says, ”Billy! - a table dance as usual?”

His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar.

Billy follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury & lets Billy have it with both fists.

At this, the cabby leans over and says, ”Sure looks like you picked up a right bi*ch tonight, Billy!!”

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Joke #16361 posted in the category: Bowling jokes.

Child: ”Good bowling!”

Father: Be silent.

Child: ”Good owling!”

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Joke #28941 posted in the category: Bowling jokes.

Yo Mama Nose So Big, i Can Play Bowling With Her Bugas.

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Joke #39033 posted in the category: Bowling jokes.

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