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A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm.

He dropped down into a pasture of cows. Looking for a place to land, he came down right on top of a big cow pie. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird, and ate it

There are three morals to this story:

1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy.

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut.

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Joke #122 posted in the category: Boys jokes.

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, ”Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.”

The grandfather replies, ”I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole.”

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board.

Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspary, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars.

The little boy says, ”Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars.”

The grandfather replies, ”I know. That’s from your grandma.”

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Joke #878 posted in the category: Boys jokes.

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, ”What`cha doing, Tim?” ”My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. ”I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. ”That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Tim patted down the last heap of earth, then replied, ”That’s because he’s inside your dumb cat.”

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Joke #3141 posted in the category: Boys jokes.

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw

some rabbit shit. One of the boys said, ”What is that?”

”They’re smart pills,” said the other boy. ”Eat them and

they’ll make you smarter.”

So the boy ate them and said, ”These taste like shit!”

”See,” said the other boy, ”you’re already getting smarter.”

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Joke #6248 posted in the category: Boys jokes.

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, ”Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. ”I can’t, dear,” she said. ”I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.” A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: ”The big sissy.”

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Joke #9129 posted in the category: Boys jokes.

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