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Two brunettes and a blonde are attempting to fix a roof. While they are on the roof, a herd of cattle run by and knock down the ladder and leave a big pile of poop behind.

The two brunettes decide to make the blonde check how deep the poop is so they can jump down. So the blonde jumps down and yells, ”It’s only ankle deep.”

So the two brunettes jump down and scream, ”What are you talking about?! It’s up to our heads!”

And the blonde replies, ”Well, I jumped in head first.”

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Joke #569 posted in the category: Brunette jokes.

A blonde and a brunette were walking through a park when the blonde said ”Awww look at that poor dead bird!!!” The blonde looked up and said ”Where?” !!!

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Joke #6740 posted in the category: Brunette jokes.

A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.”

The bartender says, ”What’s an M L?”

The brunette says, ”A Miller Light.”

Another brunette walks in and says, ”Gimme a B L”

The bartender says, ”What’s a B L?”

She says, ”Bud Light.”

A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.”

The bartender says, ”What’s a fifteen?”

The blonde says, ”7 & 7, duh!”

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Joke #7019 posted in the category: Brunette jokes.

A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an ML.” The bartender says, ” What’s an ML?” She says, ” A Miller Light.”

Another Brunette walks in and says, ”Gimme a BL.” The bartender says, ”What’s a BL?” She says, ”Bud Light.”

A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.” The bar tender says,” What’s a fifteen?” She says,” 7 & 7, duh!”

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Joke #7770 posted in the category: Brunette jokes.

A blonde and a brunette were sitting on the park bench when the brunette said, ”My boyfriend used to have dandruff but then I gave him head and shoulders”.

The blonde said, ”How do you give a man shoulders?”

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Joke #9518 posted in the category: Brunette jokes.

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