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A bumper sticker seen on car:

nice legs.....

What time do they open?

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Joke #9917 posted in the category: Bumper Sticker jokes.

Constipated people don’t give a crap

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Joke #11388 posted in the category: Bumper Sticker jokes.

It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.

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Joke #12491 posted in the category: Bumper Sticker jokes.

1. BREAKFAST. COM Halted... Cereal Port Not Responding
2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
7. Southern DOS: Y’all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
8. Backups? We don’ *NEED* no steenking backups.
9. E Pluribus Modem
10..... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
11. Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny
12. CONGRESS. SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D. C (Y/N)?
13. 11th commandment - Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium.
14. Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
15. SENILE. COM found... Out Of Memory...
16. RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
17. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
18. COFFEE. EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
19. ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
20. E-mail returned to sender -- insufficient voltage.
21. Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
22. ”640K ought to be enough for anybody.” - Bill Gates, 1981
23. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
24. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
25. REALITY. SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/

Q) 26. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
27. Hit any user to continue.
28. Disk Full - Press F1 to belch.
29. Backup not found: (
A) bort (R)etry (P)anic

30. (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

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Joke #14851 posted in the category: Bumper Sticker jokes.

We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

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Joke #18137 posted in the category: Bumper Sticker jokes.

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