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Bus passenger: I’d like a ticket to New York, please.

Ticket seller: By Buffalo? Bus passenger: Of course not, I’m in the bus queue, aren’t I?

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Joke #25686 posted in the category: Bus jokes.

What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

Hop on.

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Joke #25687 posted in the category: Bus jokes.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

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Joke #25688 posted in the category: Bus jokes.

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Joke #25689 posted in the category: Bus jokes.

Why couldn’t the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

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Joke #25690 posted in the category: Bus jokes.

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