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There's this guy walking along a road to town with his camel. Along the way, a guy stops and ask's if he needs a ride to town. The guy say's, yeah. He hop's in, the driver say's, what about your camel. The guy said, Oh, he's ok, he know's his way to town.
So the driver start's driving, he get's up to about 45 MPH, and he looks in his rearview mirror and see's the camel right behind him. He say's to the guy, hey buddy ya know your camel is behind us?
The guy say's, yeah it's ok, he knows his way to town, speed up a little.
The driver speed's up to about 55 MPH, he's driving along, and look's behind him and again see's the camel. And say's to the guy, your camel is still there.
The guy say's, he's know's the way, speed up a little.
So the driver speed's up to 65 MPH. He drive's for a bit, and look's behind him, and look's at the guy and say's, hey buddy your camel he's looking pretty rough.
The guy say's, oh yeah, what's he doing.
The driver say's, well, his ear's are folded back and his tongue is hanging out..
The guy say's, HIS TONGUE IS HANGING OUT,, TO WHICH SIDE.
The driver say's to the left side.
The guy say's, YOU'D BETTER HOLD YOUR COURSE, HE'S FIXIN TO PASS YA..!
Joke # 2962 from category: Camel jokes.
A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"
The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".
"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert", "Thanks Mom" replies the son.
After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"
The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."
"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water.
But Mom", "Yes son?"
"Why the heck are we in the San Diego Zoo?"
Joke # 2963 from category: Camel jokes.
A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won't budge. The woman stops and says, "Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?" The legionarie tells her the camel won't budge but she's welcome to try. The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW... smashes the camel's testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert. The captain drops his pants and says, "Great! Do me next, I've got to catch that son of a bitch!"
Joke # 2964 from category: Camel jokes.
A camel and an elephant meet. The elephant asks the camel, 'Why have you got tits on your back?'
The camel, clearly irritated, replies, 'What a silly question from someone who has a dick on their face.'
Joke # 2965 from category: Camel jokes.
A guy joins the secret army in Iraq. When he arrives there the captain takes him into the barn and shows him the troops camel. He tells the guy when ever he gets horney to use the camel. The guy tells the captain you all are sick and I will not be using the camel. About three months pass and he can't take it anymore and he goes into the barn and starts fucking that camel. The captain comes in and yells what the hell are you doing? You said you use the camel! Captain says we use the camel to ride into town.
Joke # 2966 from category: Camel jokes.