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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, ”Are there any gators around here?”

”Naw,” the man hollered back, ”they ain’t been around for years!”

Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy, ”How’d you get rid of the gators?”

”We didn’t do nothing,’ ” the beachcomber said.

”Wow,” said the tourist.

The beachcomber added, ”The sharks got ’em.”

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Joke #1094 posted in the category: Camping jokes.

Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in

the

cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a

huge bear,

shot at it but only wounded it.

The enraged bear

charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started

running for the

cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the

bear was just

a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as

he

reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat.

Too close

behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling

into the

cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his

friend

inside, ”You skin this one while I go and get another!”

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Joke #1172 posted in the category: Camping jokes.

A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter asked, ”when did you bag him?”

The host said, ”that was three years ago, when I went hunting with my wife.”

”What’s he stuffed with,” asked the visiting hunter.

”My wife.”

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Joke #1615 posted in the category: Camping jokes.

Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, ”Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?”

”Why do you want me to throw them at you?”

”Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.”

”Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy.”

”Why’s that?”

”Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. That’s what she’d like for supper tonight.”

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Joke #4720 posted in the category: Camping jokes.

An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:

”Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.”

In a short time he received the following reply: ”Please send check. If it’s any good, we’ll send the engine.”

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Joke #12435 posted in the category: Camping jokes.

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