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A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside.” What’s going on?” she yells out the window.” Cow on the track!” replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, ”What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?”

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Joke #3632 posted in the category: Car and Train jokes.

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck

stop when three Hell’s Angels’ bikers walked in. The first walked

up

to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie and

then

took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old

man, spat

into the old man’s milk and then he too took a seat at the

counter. The

third walked up to the old man, turned over the old

man’s plate, and

then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a

word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly

thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress,

”Humph, not much of a

man, was he?”

The waitress replied, ”Not much of a truck driver

either, he just

backed his big-rig over three motorcycles.”

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Joke #7246 posted in the category: Car and Train jokes.

A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:

”I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and if I don’t park here I’ll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses.”

Returning, she came back only to find a parking ticket and this note:

”I’ve circled the block for 20 years, and if I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job... Lead us not into temptation.”

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Joke #8665 posted in the category: Car and Train jokes.

A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way down

a one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. ”Didn’t

you see the arrow, buddy?” he asked.

”An arrow?” the confused driver said. ”I didn’t even see the

Indians

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Joke #10942 posted in the category: Car and Train jokes.

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, ”Herman, I

just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on 280.

Please be careful!”

”Hell,” said Herman, ”It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

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Joke #21101 posted in the category: Car and Train jokes.

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