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There was a man who was heading away for a week on business. His

wife was incredibly horny and needed a good fuck every now and

again so she was left with a warning from her husband before he

left. He said, ”If I find out that you have been shagging

another man while I’m gone then I will pull every pubic hair

from your crotch!”

He was dead serious but his wife thought she could occupy

herself for just one week using her fingers and the handle of

her tennis racquet (which she did a lot when her husband was

gone).

However she failed and one day before her husband was set to

return she was gagging for more than she could get from her

fingers and the tennis racquet! So she headed into town in the

hope of finding a large well-bodied fuckable man to satisfy her

lust. While walking down the High Street she found a very hunky

and sexy black man that she wouldn’t mind screwing and so she

walked up to him and said-”Will you come home with?” and the

black man replied, ”Only for a chocolate biscuit.” She gave him

a biscuit and they headed towards her house.

So they got home and the woman said, ”Will you come inside and

upstairs?”

”Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him another biscuit.

So they got upstairs and into the woman’s bedroom. ”Will you

take off your clothes and lie with me on the bed?”

”Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him yet another

biscuit!!

”Will you fuck me until I hit orgasm at least three times!”

”Only for a chocolate biscuit” So she gave him a biscuit leaving

only one left in the box and they got to business.

He was drilling into her-fucking her harder and faster until she

was dripping wet-screwing her pussy and hitting her G-spot with

every hard core thrust. She was at her orgasmic peak and when it

was over they were both swollen and sore and so exhausted that

they fell asleep together in the bed.

The next mourning the husband arrived home from his trip and

headed upstairs to great his wife with a homecoming ride. She

heard him coming upstairs and immediately told the black to get

into the cupboard and hide. ”Only for a chocolate biscuit” he

said and so she gave him the last chocolate biscuit and shoved

him into the cupboard just before her husband walked in.

He walked towards the bed and began to take off his clothes when

he stopped and spotted the white spunk stains on the lilac

sheets.

”You’ve been in bed with another man and don’t lie to me!!!!!!!”

His wife didn’t say a word and like he had warned he opened her

legs and began to pluck all her pubic hairs from her crotch one

by one. By the time he reached the last one he couldn’t get it

to come out and so he shouted, ”Come out you black bastard!!!”

And the guy in the cupboard shouted ”Only for a chocolate

biscuit!!!!!!”

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Joke #11176 posted in the category: Chocolate jokes.

This chick goes to a bar and picks up this guy and they get talkin and they end up going back to her place. about an hour later her husband walks in and see’s this guys underwear on the floor. he says ”next time i see another guyz pants on the floor im gunna pull out everyone of ur pubic hairs”! the next night she goes to the bar again and says hi to this black dude. she said you wanna come back to my place? and he says only for a chocolate biky. so she gave him the biky and headed home. they got upstairs and she said you wanna get naked? and he said only for a chocolate biky. then she gave him the biky and got naked. then she said to him you wanna root me hard? and he said only for a chocolate biky. so she gave him the biky and they got right into it. about an hour later her husband was coming up the stairs. then she said quick get in the closet and he said only for a choclate biky. so she gave him the biky and he got in. the husband then saw the pants on the floor and said, alright get on the bed and give me the tweezers. then he started pulling them out. he was down to the last black curly son of a bitch and he yelled, ”COME OUT YOU BLCK BASTARD” and the black dude in the closet goes only for a chocolate biky!

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Joke #11237 posted in the category: Chocolate jokes.

Why did they invent white chocolate?

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Joke #20742 posted in the category: Chocolate jokes.

Two men a white man and a hispanic man were driving down the

freeway when a black mans car swerved out of its lane and hit

the other car head on. All three men died on contact, and went

to hell. When they got there Satan told them that he would grab

their penis, and if it melted they would stay in hell, if it

didnt they could go to heaven. First Satan grabbed the white

mans penis and it melted, then he grabbed the asian mans penis

and also it melted. Satan feeling pretty confident strutted

over to the black guy and grabbed his penis, and held it, but

for some reason it didn’t melt, Satan feeling pretty pissed

asked why his penis didn’t melt, the black man replied

”Chocolate melts in your mouth not in your hand, Sir”

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Joke #30993 posted in the category: Chocolate jokes.

1) You can GET chocolate.

2) ”If you love me you’ll swallow that” has real meaning with chocolate.

3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.

4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.

5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.

6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.

7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won’t mind.

8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.

9) The word ”commitment” doesn’t scare off chocolate.

10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.

11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.

12) You don’t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.

13) With chocolate there’s no need to fake it.

14) Chocolate doesn’t make you pregnant.

15) You can have chocolate at anytime of the month.

16) Good chocolate is easy to find.

17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.

18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.

19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.

20) With chocolate size doesn’t matter.

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Joke #32207 posted in the category: Chocolate jokes.

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