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Chuck Norris eats Beef Jerky and craps gun powder, then makes that gun powder into a bullet, which he then shoots a cow and makes more beef jerky. Some call this the circle of life.

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Joke #454 posted in the category: Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris eats Beef Jerky and shits gunpowder, which he then makes into a bullet, shoots a cow and makes more Beef Jerky. Some people call this the Circle of Life.

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Joke #473 posted in the category: Chuck Norris jokes.

Camels have a hump because Chuck Norris needed a place to store his kills.

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Joke #2994 posted in the category: Chuck Norris jokes.

What is Chuck Norris’ ”best karate move”?

Pork Chop!

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Joke #5910 posted in the category: Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar.

The bartender tells him: ”The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you’ll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it.”

”Get out the money,” says Chuck,” I’ll be right back.”

So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse’s ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically.

”That’s amazing,” said the bartender. ”Tell you what, if you can make him cry I’ll double your winnings.”

”Get out the money,” says Chuck,” I’ll be right back.”

So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby.

”Well,” replied Chuck Norris, ”First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him.”

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Joke #10073 posted in the category: Chuck Norris jokes.

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