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Two Ducks Have Just Gotten Married. They Get In Their Bed And It Starts To Get Hot And Heavy, When The Wife Duck Turns To The Husband And Says Honey Did You Remember The Condoms, And Reply’s That He Didn’t Have Them And That He Forgot To Bring Them. So The Wife Tells Him To Call Room Service And See If They Have Any. So The Husband Calls And Ask The Operator If They Have Any Condoms. He Told Them They Did And Would Bring Them Right Up, And Then Asks If He Would Like That On His Bill To Where The Duck Replies No I’lll Suffocate!

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Joke #4217 posted in the category: Condom jokes.

Why Do Elephants Wear Condoms On Their Feet?

coz If They Step On U You’re Fucked!

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Joke #4646 posted in the category: Condom jokes.

Why did the condom fly across the room??

It got pissed off!!!

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Joke #6737 posted in the category: Condom jokes.

Why did the condom fly?

Because it got pissed off.

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Joke #6764 posted in the category: Condom jokes.

Q Why did the condom fly across the room?

A Because it got really pissed off

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Joke #6771 posted in the category: Condom jokes.

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