funnydb.net

Funny jokes for every day

Corny jokes



Corny jokes # 2290

What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?

Drizzle!

not funny joke ↓ 81 ↑ funny joke

Joke # 2290 from category: Corny jokes.


Corny jokes # 2337

What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam!!!

not funny joke ↓ 08 ↑ funny joke

Joke # 2337 from category: Corny jokes.


Corny jokes # 2486

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!" The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, "Got any nails?" Confused, the bartenders says no. "Good!" says the duck. "Got any grapes?"

not funny joke ↓ 831 ↑ funny joke

Joke # 2486 from category: Corny jokes.


Corny jokes # 2942

Why can't you hear bunnies having sex?

Because they have cotton balls.

not funny joke ↓ 11 ↑ funny joke

Joke # 2942 from category: Corny jokes.


Corny jokes # 5373

A man walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Don't touch the purple monkey up in room 222." The man sneered and went straight up to room 222 and opened the door. There sitting right in front of him was a purple monkey.

The man laughed again and touched the monkey. He then started down the stairs... the monkey was following him. The man went outside and got into his jeep. The monkey got in the back seat. The man ignored him. Later the man drove to the Eiffel Tower. The man got out of the car and the monkey followed. Later the man finally reached the top, but the monkey was right behind him. The man just burst and yelled, "What do you want!" The monkey came up to him and said, "Tag... you're it.

not funny joke ↓ 11 ↑ funny joke

Joke # 5373 from category: Corny jokes.

All jokes: 170
123456789...262728293031323334Next page »
© Copyright 2013 funnydb.net, funny jokes, top jokes, best jokes for everyone