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A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, ”If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, ”If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, ”If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I’ll stay with you and do *Anything* you want.” Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, ”What is it? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful Princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you want. Why won’t you kiss me?

The boy said, ”Look I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.”

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Joke #104 posted in the category: Country jokes.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says ”What’s wrong with Schlitz, don’t you like it?” The man says, ”I hate that shit. Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, ”You drink a case of any beer you’re going to blow chunks.” ”You don’t understand;” says the man, ”Chunks is my dog.”

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Joke #120 posted in the category: Country jokes.

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

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Joke #133 posted in the category: Country jokes.

Q: Why don’t bunnies make noise when they make love?
A: Because they have cotton balls.

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Joke #151 posted in the category: Country jokes.

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

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Joke #152 posted in the category: Country jokes.

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