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A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, ”Please let me go. I’ll grant you any wish you desire.” The man said, ”Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground.”-10+
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
What’s a crocodile’s favorite shoe?--4+
A guy walks into a bar with a crocodile. The barman goes, ”You can’t bring that animal in here!” But the guy goes, ”Hey, he does tricks. Watch!” He taps on the crocodile’s head, and the beast opens its mouth. The guy unzips his pants, whips out his vulnerable member, and puts it in the crocodile’s mouth. Then he taps on the crocodile’s head again, and the beast closes its mouth. Everyone in the bar is aghast. The guy gets his penis out, and he goes, ”I’ll give 100 bucks to anyone who can do that.” Everyone is really, really quiet. Suddenly, a drunk shouts, ”I... I think I can do that. But I don’t think I can leave my mouth open that long!”-0+
Q: What’s the difference between your mother in law and a crocodile?--4+
A: Crocodiles are kind. They tear at your flesh and hold you under the water to drown, then they push your body under an old log to rot.
Q: What’s the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?--2+
A: Neither of them has enough bytes.
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